Upon my initial entrance into the classroom each day I will require the full honorific, "Bulletstopper 'The Magnificent', First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms, Defender of The Faith and Protector of the Realm! All hail, Bulletstopper 'The Magnificent'! " Thereafter, and for the remainder of that day, I would be willing to accept a less formal, "Your Majesty" or "Your Highness". All lesser persons shall keep their heads bowed and their eyes downcast when in the Royal Presence. All will face the Royal Presence at all times, never turning their back to us. Having formally been recognized by us, and having requested permission to do so, the lesser person may be dismissed from our presence. Having been dismissed from us, , they shall back out of the room, not turning until they have left our sight entirely. "Sire" may be used by close personal friends or advisers, and then only during informal close personal conversation. Failure to strictly adhere to any of this, all day, every day and I will sue everyone in or out of sight for having done violence to my person in the form of hate speech, causing the Royal Personage untold psychological and emotional harm by causing us to feel unsafe and less of a person. Failure to address me thusly will also be regarded as a threat of violence as "silence is violence". Why? Because I fucking well said so, that's why. Which apparently is all that is required these days.

With tenyer