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His name is William Thomas, damn it!

His name is William Thomas, damn it!

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I will not rest until all women's sports are dominated by biological men

I think we should also get rid of age barriers while we're at it. I think I have a great shot at winning in the middle school events.

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And I will arm-wrestle kindergarten girls, hopefully for the win.

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hopefully for the win.

A few days of training and you should be fine.

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Training = effort = 'no'. But I will spike their drinks with Nyquil.

Plan B: I will station a fren near a fire alarm button, and he can push it if it looks like I'm gonna lose.

('fren' = homeless dude I paid 10 bucks to)