Step 1) Buy up something Christians and conservatives love. Step 2) Rebrand said something and CRAM a billion tons of woke up its rectum. Step 3) Release said monstrosity, sniggering and laughing at how successful it will be at converting Christians and conservatives. Step 4) Fail so hard that you become a global laughing stock. Step 5) REEE and scream and whine and blame the failure on Russians bots, internet trolls, racists, and the hacker known as 4chan.
Step 1) Buy up something Christians and conservatives love.
Step 2) Rebrand said something and CRAM a billion tons of woke up its rectum.
Step 3) Release said monstrosity, sniggering and laughing at how successful it will be at converting Christians and conservatives.
Step 4) Fail so hard that you become a global laughing stock.
Step 5) REEE and scream and whine and blame the failure on Russians bots, internet trolls, racists, and the hacker known as 4chan.
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