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Let me guess, these "astronomers" have purple hair and no noteworthy work in their field.

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no real astronomers care or have time to engage in these fuck-fuck games.

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Don't these people have anything better to do, like chase research grants or something?

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DEI money is probably tied to the grants they get now.

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At one point in my youth, I wanted to be a research astronomer until I learned about the grant thing. Spend more time looking for funds than actual astronomical research. I'm sure by now, I'd be long out of a job.

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We should rename our galaxy if anything. It's too gynocentric. Sounds faggy, too. The Milky Way. We should call it The Buzzsaw or something. That sounds badass. When you sit down at the Intergalactic Bar & Grill and the bartender, a shapeless glob of tentacles with 6 eyes says, "Hey pink-walker, what galaxy you from ?" What do you want to say? "I'm from the Milky Way", - like Pee Wee Herman or "I'm from The f'kn Buzzsaw, slimey", - like Bruce Willis?

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I hereby call for these astronomers to be renamed Fucktarded Liberal Psuedo-scientific Pieces of Ass Cling.

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Ass Cling

Perfect! 🤣🤣

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If I could make astronomical space related nomenclature decisions I'd rename the Sun to Adolfus Solarus Hitlerus.

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I have a great deal. Return Github default branch to be master. Then you can rename 1 cloud.

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I vote one be named kike and the other named nigger.