We should rename our galaxy if anything. It's too gynocentric. Sounds faggy, too. The Milky Way. We should call it The Buzzsaw or something. That sounds badass. When you sit down at the Intergalactic Bar & Grill and the bartender, a shapeless glob of tentacles with 6 eyes says, "Hey pink-walker, what galaxy you from ?" What do you want to say? "I'm from the Milky Way", - like Pee Wee Herman or "I'm from The f'kn Buzzsaw, slimey", - like Bruce Willis?
We should rename our galaxy if anything.
It's too gynocentric. Sounds faggy, too. The Milky Way.
We should call it The Buzzsaw or something. That sounds badass. When you sit down at the Intergalactic Bar & Grill and the bartender, a shapeless glob of tentacles with 6 eyes says, "Hey pink-walker, what galaxy you from ?"
What do you want to say?
"I'm from the Milky Way", - like Pee Wee Herman or "I'm from The f'kn Buzzsaw, slimey", - like Bruce Willis?
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