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"I'm saying this to you as a father figure, because you're like a son to me..."

"I'm saying this to you as a father figure, because you're like a son to me..."

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[–] [deleted] 3 pts

Sometimes, I think it'd be pretty cool to be a father-figure; to have young, impressionable minds look to me as the sole font of wisdom in this world, and to obey my every dictate as if it came from a particularly angry and vengeful god.

Then I remember that: A) I'm a horrible influence on people, and nobody should emulate me under any circumstances; and B) I've already got several students who are the exact same flavour of misanthrope as myself, and so already look to me as an example.

Gods help them.

[–] 2 pts

How much credits are your classes?

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Credits?

Twenty thousand republic dactaries.

It's not a school, as such. I teach martial arts (i.e. how to break someone into several chunks using your hands and internalised anger) to the intersection of "people I know" and "people who want to learn how to dismantle a human without any tools".

[–] 1 pt

Sounds cool!

[–] 2 pts

hint.... You can flair your own posts now.

[–] 2 pts

What flair would be best for this?