It's a pretty weird flex, isn't it?

Back in the day, I used to run so many alts, that these days I still wake up on occasion not knowing who I really am.

Oh, no, wait... that's just the alcoholism speaking.

yeah, but ran not currently running so technically...!

Well, having accounts: john1, john2, john3....

Isn't really running "alts" as most people think of alts.