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Quick, Start buying up mercury or the jews will beat you to it.

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>The dream of the ancient alchemists may come true as Marathon Fusion announces that its tokamak fusion reactor technology can turn common mercury into gold as a byproduct of fusion operations in quantities that would make Auric Goldfinger blush. Since the days of the ancient Greeks, practitioners of alchemy pursued the goal of learning how to make the fabled Philosopher's Stone that would allow them to turn base metals like lead, tin, iron, copper, and mercury into gold. Using techniques that mixed crude chemistry with esoteric metaphysics, it was an exercise that was as much a seeking of spiritual enlightenment as a get-rich-quick scheme.

Quick, Start buying up mercury or the jews will beat you to it. Archive: https://archive.today/XR0xk From the post: >>The dream of the ancient alchemists may come true as Marathon Fusion announces that its tokamak fusion reactor technology can turn common mercury into gold as a byproduct of fusion operations in quantities that would make Auric Goldfinger blush. Since the days of the ancient Greeks, practitioners of alchemy pursued the goal of learning how to make the fabled Philosopher's Stone that would allow them to turn base metals like lead, tin, iron, copper, and mercury into gold. Using techniques that mixed crude chemistry with esoteric metaphysics, it was an exercise that was as much a seeking of spiritual enlightenment as a get-rich-quick scheme.
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The fun part will come when they admit that it was not pure and the gold came from it being "saturated". Part of how you get metals out of old computer parts (gold, silver, platinum) is to dissolve it in mercury and to separate it.

I know someone that did that to a couple of old mainframe's and got a few ounces of each. I would not advise you to do this if you don't know what you are doing unless you want to be mad (insane) as a hatter.

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Ok you can source and operate the mercury retort then, and I'll work on the Tokamak.