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Note: This message is intended to display upon death.

Hello everyone, if you're reading this I probably am . Through elaborate means I have found a way for messages to play upon my death.

I know you're thinking, "Starjello, you're running this joke into the ground already." You're right, but what you you don't see is that I must kill this joke so that it is dead like I am. Don't think about the logic too hard, dear. We're not here to think.

My point is simple: institutional integrity. I have things set up to keep some neglected institutions so that in some manner I may keep Poal functioning.

Considering I died and am letting an automated system take over things may become strange. You may notice the being more lucid and enjoyable now that the degraded mind behind it is gone. I apologize for the convenience. I should've done worse while I was alive.

Note: This message is intended to display upon death. Hello everyone, if you're reading this I probably am [dead](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/140459). Through elaborate means I have found a way for messages to play upon my death. I know you're thinking, "Starjello, you're running this joke into the ground already." You're right, but what you you don't see is that I must kill this joke so that it is dead like I am. Don't think about the logic too hard, dear. We're not here to think. My point is simple: institutional integrity. I have things set up to keep some neglected institutions so that in some manner I may keep Poal functioning. Considering I died and am letting an automated system take over things may become strange. You may notice the @starjello being more lucid and enjoyable now that the degraded mind behind it is gone. I apologize for the convenience. I should've done worse while I was alive.

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Initiating typical starjello response...

[Pet name], [vapid narcissism disguised as playful sarcasm].