s/ThePoalmenIslands are under attack ... . is now broadcasting from his underground bunker beneath Poalmen's chip n' dale castle, the fortress completely surrounded by penguin paratroops and Amish cavalry. horker guard was swiftly defeated by Amish cavalry units which deployed bird feeders all around the island and then rounded up horker samari warriors as they fell into the trap. The days of fraudulent mugbacks are numbered.
Unconfirmed rumors have circulated that and have boarded a submarine headed for an undisclosed South American country. Authorities have been alerted.
s/ThePoalmenIslands are under attack ... [Special report](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/63278). @Ivan is now broadcasting from his underground bunker beneath Poalmen's chip n' dale castle, the fortress completely surrounded by penguin paratroops and Amish cavalry. @Chips horker guard was swiftly defeated by Amish cavalry units which deployed bird feeders all around the island and then rounded up horker samari warriors as they fell into the trap. The days of fraudulent mugbacks are numbered.
Unconfirmed rumors have circulated that @WaWhite13 and @Slumsta have boarded a submarine headed for an undisclosed South American country. Authorities have been alerted.
The Chief Justice of the Court of Mug who is involved in Poalbucks made a sketchy report. Wow. I'm shocked. So shocked.
The Chief Justice of the Court of Mug who is involved in Poalbucks made a sketchy report. Wow. I'm shocked. So shocked.
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