Honey, don't go hungry just yet!
Are you kidding? Feed your woman a five-course meal, beforehand, every time. Can you say, "best blowjob ever"?! Ribbed for your pleasure.
You could do hardness tests to confirm this thesis. The tests require a hammer and you may chip or lose a tooth or two.
Please let us know how it goes.
How fuuuuuckin' baked are you, on a scale of one-to-Cheech?
Would that make it harder or easier to damage your teeth during a fight?
They'd be all tiny and floppy in a fight and there would be no way an intentional hunger urge with the adrenaline flowing. I think it would be harder but they could get something similar to a bruise.
You god damn madman. Write a science fiction anthology or something.
You need to stay out of the shower.
That would explain why my teeth are always hard, I'm always hungry.
And what if you had 32 dicks and 1 tooth?
Dinner thoughts:
What if our dick was made out of bone and enamel and was always hard and didn't make us hungry when we washed it in the shower?
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