Not a good time to order Chinese takeout orange chicken either. Right now without a shortage orange chicken is more batter than meat, so the shortage version will be just orange batter.
Fuck there's a chicken shortage now? What next shall they take from us?
Artificial watermelon?
The word "shortage" is at the end of the sentence. They would probably still chimp out over an artificial watermelon though.
Lets be honest here. They will chimp out regardless. If there is no valid excuse they will fabricate one.
Niggers will nig, that's a certainty.
Except for the Arizona stuff that goes into purple drank, I thought blacks (and the rest of us) loved real watermelon. Now if robitussin is hard to get, that will get them to riot.
Robitussin is or was a lower middle class suburban high. Lean is made with an opiate cough syrup legal in some states.
Artificial shortage of prob would have been better
My guy at the cigar shop said there's a butane shortage too
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