Guns are illegal in trucks. Even carrying large knives is outlawed. Back when I was a truckdriver trainer, I taught my students to carry a can of instant knock-down wasp spray. Should anybody try to break your window, you give them a whiff, wait a few seconds, then pull out and drive away from where you are parked. If the spray doesn't kill them, the big wheels will smear them as you slink away.
Good old wasp spray. Kills pests on contact. Aim for the eyes and nose.
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Everybody Panic! was a common comment over on fark.com which has gone over the cliff lefty in the recent decade. Back when it was new, it had photoshop contests which encouraged me to get and learn how to photoshop pictures. Long ago. as Fark got more and more lefty, the quality of their contests declined. I no longer even try.
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