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If you've been exposed to the chicken pox vaccine and survived, then you're resistant to the monkey pox. However, having a healthy mind and body with a functioning immune system and discipline over where you put your genitals is the best way to prevent the monkey pox. All the homos got the vax which has left their immune systems utterly wrecked, so expect more outbreaks as the years toll on.

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That's why pants prevent the pox.

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Why are you thinking about men's butts while you shower?

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That's a strange computer that works in the shower.

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Your butt inhales?

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I think you know what I mean.

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Does that help you fly backwards?

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No, that's a simple application of the reverser. Forward movement only is for sissies.

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*farrrrrt* - guess you can't smell that, either.

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Since everyone has missed the joke, including yourself here it is.

A mask is something that covers something else up. Pants mask your ass, conformal coat masks a circuit board, aspirin masks the fever.

You get monkeypox by having gay sex, aka, there's a dick in your ass.

If you are wearing pants, your dick cannot be in an ass and your ass cannot be full of dick.

Thus, pants are a mask for your butt, they prevent you from getting monkeypox.

The joke is now dead. Press F.

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You think about strange things in the shower.