We need to start an urban legend in China that the powdered testicles from pavement apeus americanus or spicus beanus immigratus cures erectile dysfunction.
The overwhelming demand from their billions of people will decimate the pavement apeus americanus and spicus beanus immigratus species.
Then we can start the work of rebuilding our cities and building the fucking flying cars.
Someone translate this to Mandarin and Cantonese and spam up tiktok with it please. Maybe have a smart looking Chinaman in a doctor's uniform read the script for extra effect.
"China's great scientists have discovered that the powdered testicles from urban blacks living in American cities is a potent aphrodisiac.
This aphrodisiac quality does not appear in normal sub-saharan africans. The scientists theorize that only American negro testicles have this potent aphrodisiac quality because they were bred for farm work. The aphrodisiac is highly efficacious regardless of age, and is quite potent, although a large quantity of powdered testicles (at least 5 勺 (Chinese sháo) must be consumed to achieve the desired effect."
We need to start an urban legend in China that the powdered testicles from pavement apeus americanus or spicus beanus immigratus cures erectile dysfunction.
The overwhelming demand from their billions of people will decimate the pavement apeus americanus and spicus beanus immigratus species.
Then we can start the work of rebuilding our cities and building the fucking flying cars.
Someone translate this to Mandarin and Cantonese and spam up tiktok with it please. Maybe have a smart looking Chinaman in a doctor's uniform read the script for extra effect.
>**"China's great scientists have discovered that the powdered testicles from urban blacks living in American cities is a potent aphrodisiac.**
>This aphrodisiac quality does not appear in normal sub-saharan africans. The scientists theorize that only American negro testicles have this potent aphrodisiac quality because they were bred for farm work. The aphrodisiac is highly efficacious regardless of age, and is quite potent, although a large quantity of powdered testicles (at least 5 勺 (Chinese sháo) must be consumed to achieve the desired effect."
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