Needing first class plane tickets just to be able to have your legs fit somewhere.
Having to hold your dick while shitting on most toilets so that it doesn't dip into the water or make contact with the inner bowl.
Always being mindful of clearances like doors, stairways etc so you don't smack your head.
"Sorry, I checked, those are the longest pants that we carry".
Having to crouch or bend over in most showers to wash your hair.
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