I just plan on cremation. The dead shouldn't own land.

Make it with recycled plastic

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Fire or sky burial, but the latter may be seen as animal cruelty

Went to a mortuary and the coffins were noticeably larger, one or two were easily 2.5x normal size, maybe even larger. The funeral guy said people are fatter than ever and coffins are made much larger.

Their "bodies" could be donated to DEI submarine companies to test out their new vehicles, and when they implode under the ocean(again), it will all be instantly pulverized into a mist.

Old railroad ties, kerosene and used motor oil.

So you don't know why coffins or vaults exist then.

If it rains enough the dead can rise from their graves, fat ones more easily, and unless you minimize the volume of the coffin and weigh it down too the same is true of a coffin that's why they buried the dead with stones in and on the boxes and made them of pine which is too porous to float. This why its the law in most US states that a concrete or metal vault is required to encase the coffins, the funeral industry changed from a coffin shaped pinewood box to an ornate box shaped raft made of harder more watertight woods and stopped using rocks to weigh them down.

You want a bunch of fat rotting niggers floating up in flash floods?