I was in a very small room.
The alligator was only 2-3 feet long and was very slowly crawling towards me, It's mouth was side open. I knew I was in danger, but I also had this weird sense that it was a pet, which it clearly was not.
Then from the other side a larger crocodile started scurrying towards me and got very close with its mouth open. Now I was cornered.
A 2 foot long screwdriver magically appeared in my hand. I poked the alligator and crocodile in the nose, wounding both of them, but they kept creeping towards me, mouths open, hissing. I used the screwdriver to fling the alligator on top of the crocodile, hoping they wouldn't get along.
It didn't work. They lunged at me.
The next thing I know I've jumped out of bed, landed on my night table, laptop, and a laundry hamper. Injured myself pretty badly. Bunch of lacerations and I think I broke my toe.
What the fuck.
I was in a very small room.
The alligator was only 2-3 feet long and was very slowly crawling towards me, It's mouth was side open. I knew I was in danger, but I also had this weird sense that it was a pet, which it clearly was not.
Then from the other side a larger crocodile started scurrying towards me and got very close with its mouth open. Now I was cornered.
A 2 foot long screwdriver magically appeared in my hand. I poked the alligator and crocodile in the nose, wounding both of them, but they kept creeping towards me, mouths open, hissing. I used the screwdriver to fling the alligator on top of the crocodile, hoping they wouldn't get along.
It didn't work. They lunged at me.
The next thing I know I've jumped out of bed, landed on my night table, laptop, and a laundry hamper. Injured myself pretty badly. Bunch of lacerations and I think I broke my toe.
What the fuck.
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