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I refuse to believe that we have the means to cut off some faggot’s dick and call him a lady but we don’t possess the ability to turn a penis into a makeshift weapon.

Imagine it, you’ve been disarmed and you’re about to be killed when, suddenly, your penis shoots out a 9mm round at your assailant. Before his buddies realize what happened, you manipulate your dick into a staff and knock them both out with a swift swipe to the head.

I want my penis to be a deadly weapon - how do I accomplish this?

I refuse to believe that we have the means to cut off some faggot’s dick and call him a lady but we don’t possess the ability to turn a penis into a makeshift weapon. Imagine it, you’ve been disarmed and you’re about to be killed when, suddenly, your penis shoots out a 9mm round at your assailant. Before his buddies realize what happened, you manipulate your dick into a staff and knock them both out with a swift swipe to the head. I want my penis to be a deadly weapon - how do I accomplish this?

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[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Chic's cant grow dicks,your SOL

[–] • 2 pts

Not everyone is a professional dick-grower like you, Tex. All the dicks grow for you. :-)

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I aint a chic faggot,try eating pussy without the stick

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You said it yourself, Tex: “men are better than women at everything,” and you’re definitely the best at being a dumb bitch :-)