If you dont smoke and you dont drink, What do you do?

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Enjoy life uninhibited.

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Explain.

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A guy goes to the doctor as tells him he is afraid he’s going to die. Doctor asks if he plays around with women. Guy says no. Doc asks if he drinks. Guy says no. Doc asks if he smokes. Guy says no. Doc asks if he gambles. Guy says no. Doc asks why do you want to live.

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I'm stealing this one, I cannot believe I never heard this joke before.

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If you aren't in control of what you intake, what you intake is in control of you.

...also, Shrooms.

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You're inhibited by your unwillingness to experience a vice. Unless you shoot smack or something, idk.

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I've done nearly every drug and have all the good ones at my fingertips. I spent most of May in a mushroom haze. I'm more than willing to shoot up good smack if available and I'm in the mood. I'm just saying that if you don't have the ability to enjoy life without drink and smoke, then you aren't enjoying it with it.

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That's a subtle innuendo.

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Think about the times I used to smoke and drink.

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I read, spend time in nature, build stuff, spend time with friends, spend time with family, fuck my wife, workout, meditate, cook, go to work, I'm learning to carve wood, go to Poal and a few other places to keep up on what's happening, go to the gun range occasionally.

I used to drink and do drugs in my youth. I had a hard time giving it up, because it was the most interesting part of my life. I look back now and realize that was because my life was overall boring as shit, and I couldn't appreciate other things in life because my mind was messed up from the drugs and alcohol. My experience is much more satisfying now.