It's been ages since the writers brought out a new "look here not there" story - this one is hilarious. I like the way it follows the standard requirement to always add little bits of truth to a big lie so idiots have grab holds. The "secret bases could save lots of people of all beliefs" angle is a nice shot of hopium for helpless addicts. Eighty eight miles deep? Is that even possible with a flat earth and global warming? I guess they're getting ready to retire some of the old mass-control fables.