I ended up saving my grouchy old neighbors life whom I hated. He was your typical libtard who wouldn't talk to his family who voted for Trump. So they, who were descent people unlike him, would sometimes have us do welfare checks on him. Even though we did this he would call the cops on us constantly for music. Got two noise violations because of this fucker. At least here technically if you can hear a whisper across property lines it's a violation. It's completely fucked up and ripe for abuse. Anyway one day I was just hanging out in the hammock in the backyard reading a book and listening to some music. It was my whole day, it was nice. But every once in awhile I would hear what I thought was a voice saying something. I would stop the music, listen... huh weird. Again it would happen and I swear it was coming from his house so I sat and listened by the fence for a solid 10 minutes. "Help". Ah, yep. Old guys fucked. Not gonna help out myself though since you're such a POS. Called 911 for him and wiped my hands clean. He had been laying on the floor after falling for at least 6hrs. They took him away and the family put him in a care home. Now it's a house full of hot college girls. So that's nice!