Beastiality romance novels for women!
Write one about a woman with a nigger, submit, enjoy hilarity.
During a full moon, he turns into a were-monkey.
The rest of the time hes just a gorilla
I'll take "What are Turbo-Furries?" for $600, Alex.
Turbo-Furries
That'll cost you about 3.5 holocausts.
Repayable in ash, bone, the jewish variation of 'hail mary' ("oy vey's"), stolen jewish gold, nazi ufo tech, the bottled screams of oven victims (still haven't received any of those for some reason), the scalps off 40 fursuits, a five foot pile of shifter books and a gallon of gasoline, or a partridge in a pear tree.
I'm partial to scalps and partridges as payment, but you do you.
Now will that be cash, barter, or check?
Awww yes, the bestiality sex fantasy...with the added benefit of plausible deniability.
She ran screeching through the forest, the cold wind slapping the sweat from her brow, as she regretted ever going camping with the gals. Suddenly the yee naaldlooshii pounced upon her back, driving her face into the wet leaves, silencing her screams, as its knife-like fingers tore the clothes away while gashing her tender flesh. Flipping the sobbing bitch onto its back, the skinwalker gave the victory shriek as it prepared to ravage the hysterical victim. That is when our heroine noticed (in dismay) the beast had no dick or balls, but her disappointment was as short-lived as she was about to be, as the two foot long tongue unfurled from the snarling cryptid.
So this is what happens to Animorphs fans when they grow up?
I could write those for fun, and for profit
Here's the title for ya: "Jewish Princess"..
Abstract: 43 yo. Patrick Dufus, 420 lbs., "between jobs", living in this two room condo with 7 cats, 3 dogs, a hamster and his disabled, divorced mother, who frequently zones out on oxycontin.. go!
PATRICK!!! Bring me the hot water for my foot-bath! And Don't forget the Epsom Salts, you know how my bunions get!!
Patrick Dufus was a good man, a dutiful son, who always ate well, just like his mother told him to.
But his life was one of duty, and his duty was to his mother.
However, he longed for a partner, someone he could take home a show to his mother.
Someone who could love him, go on long walks with the dogs, and help clean out his eight cat litter boxes.
A real lady, someone who could support him. Someone he could trust.
Just then, he heard a notification ping on his phone.
Heyyy Patrick, I saw your profile on Tinder. You look like more man than I can handle! lol
Patrick almost spilled his mother's Epsom Salts as he read the messaage.
I've got this weird thing I like in guys, do you mind if I ask a question?
Patrick didn't even respond, or move, even though the cats were nipping at his ankles.
Her name was Sarah Levinowitz, and she was into him.
I've always been raised by such a strict Jewish family, they always insisted that I date a nice Jewish boy, a doctor, or someone in academia, but what I really want is someone like you... Someone who is, animalistic, unwashed, someone who isn't afraid of eating raw expired pork when he is to lazy to cook his sausage. It's just soooo dirty... Almost like you're a wild grizzly.
Patrick went to his closet, and put on his finest furry suit.
And he sent her back a message
Ummm, I'm actually a Poalar Bear, not a Grizzly, and I go by the name
Thanks, I love Sci-Fi.
Lol..
Patrick Dufus was a good man, a dutiful son, who always ate well, just like his mother told him to. But his life was one of duty, and his duty was to his mother.
Described the characters whole life in two sentences. Thats economy of words!
Let it never be said there are no competent jewish writers.
too funny!
Already written,1982.She(who is really a he)gets fucked a boatload of times by different niggers,the local librarian read it aloud,last week.
So it is unmasked; it attended a 'drag queen story hour' didn't it?!
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