>PATRICK!!! Bring me the hot water for my foot-bath! And Don't forget the Epsom Salts, you know how my bunions get!! Patrick Dufus was a good man, a dutiful son, who always ate well, just like his mother told him to. But his life was one of duty, and his duty was to his mother. However, he longed for a partner, someone he could take home a show to his mother. Someone who could love him, go on long walks with the dogs, and help clean out his eight cat litter boxes. A real lady, someone who could support him. Someone he could trust. Just then, he heard a notification ping on his phone. >Heyyy Patrick, I saw your profile on Tinder. You look like more man than I can handle! lol Patrick almost spilled his mother's Epsom Salts as he read the messaage. >I've got this weird thing I like in guys, do you mind if I ask a question? Patrick didn't even respond, or move, even though the cats were nipping at his ankles. Her name was Sarah Levinowitz, and she was into him. >I've always been raised by such a strict Jewish family, they always insisted that I date a nice Jewish boy, a doctor, or someone in academia, but what I really want is someone like you... Someone who is, animalistic, unwashed, someone who isn't afraid of eating raw expired pork when he is to lazy to cook his sausage. It's just soooo dirty... Almost like you're a wild grizzly. Patrick went to his closet, and put on his finest furry suit. And he sent her back a message >Ummm, I'm actually a Poalar Bear, not a Grizzly, and I go by the name @AOU

too funny!