Did you ever play "smear the queer" as a kid? We had huge dog piles scrambling for the ball. Kind of the same thing except with a football and putting your head between another guys legs wasn't required.
Talked about it, would point at whoever the heel for the joke was and shout "QUEEEEEEEEER" but never actually played it.
We played a game called Razortag, it was like dodgeball with a frisbee but we would imagine the frisbee was a giant razor. If it hit you in the head you were dead and had to lay there the rest of the game but if it hit you on a limb you had to continue as if that limb was lopped off, if it hit your body they got to call a limb and if you caught it you got to take the thrower's arm.
So by midgame everyone would be flopping around while the person who still had their legs could easily stand over whoever he wanted and beam them in the head as hard as possible... we should had all been committed.
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