Well call me Jay then.
I’ll pretend I’m going to hit you if you jaywalk. Using crosswalks properly and waiting for right of way is a societal test similar to putting your shopping cart in the basket corral.
If you jump out into the street like a nigger, I’m going to fuck with you.
Like I care. "Following the rules" isn't my thing. If I get hit by a bus while jaywalking, well then, I deserve it.
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