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  1. That section of fence has a bush in front of it and I usually can't see it, but autumn has revealed the gap.

  2. My backyard borders their backyard in one corner, 5-foot section.

  3. During the summer I was wondering why I would smell dog shit while I was mowing the yard.

  4. They are niggers

  5. They used to have 1 dog, now they have like 7.

  6. I noticed all these dogs running around my backyard the past few days.

  7. I called the fence company to fix it so I don't have to resort to violence.

  8. If they tamper with or circumvent the repaired fence, my next step will be to gather up the shit and splatter it on their front door.

1. That section of fence has a bush in front of it and I usually can't see it, but autumn has revealed the gap. 2. My backyard borders their backyard in one corner, 5-foot section. 3. During the summer I was wondering why I would smell dog shit while I was mowing the yard. 4. They are niggers 5. They used to have 1 dog, now they have like 7. 6. I noticed all these dogs running around my backyard the past few days. 7. I called the fence company to fix it so I don't have to resort to violence. 8. If they tamper with or circumvent the repaired fence, my next step will be to gather up the shit and splatter it on their front door.

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[–] • 16 pts

Allowing the dogs to escape their property is animal abandonment. I'd call the Animal Control Officer in my town.

[–] • 3 pts

Hey that's an idea...I did call them before when another nigger was letting his dog bark all night outside, and that stopped immediately.

[–] • 7 pts

Some states have fence in, laws, and others fence out. Check your state.

Damaging the fence is something else.

[–] • 6 pts

Dogs need to be licensed in my state, you might want them to check on that too.

[–] • 2 pts

Gotta get away from the jiggaboos. Easier said than done sometimes I know.

[–] • 1 pt

leave your gate open, wait for them to leave and call saying theres vicious dogs on the loose. otherwise id be flinging the shit back over to their front yard.

[–] • 16 pts

Hit up Goodwill for a $20~$30 basket of cheap dresses and bras, get some walmart cosmetics on your way back, then whenever one of the dogs pops through, invite it inside, doll it up, then send it back home. Odds are good that after the first 2 or 3 make it home, drastic changes will ensue.

I don't know why my brain works this way.

[–] • 8 pts

They'll just trade the cheap underwear for newports at the swap meet.

Your best option is to move.

[–] • 1 pt

LOL well they seem like they would be good dogs if they weren't owned by niggers

[–] • 0 pt

Ewww, sounds like you just doxxed your methods for finding dates.

[–] • 11 pts

Shit in their backyard.

[–] • 4 pts

"Shit in their backyard."

Yeah, call in Amber Heard.

I'm sure she needs the work.

Additionally, add a camera to the mix, to counter all of the excuses and lies that are bound to come once they damage your new fence.

Also, remember when you wanted to get that pet python, but you didn't like the idea of buying live animals, only to have to feed them to it?

You might not have that problem anymore.

[–] • 2 pts

The thought had crossed my mind, in detail, while I was most angry about it.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Give steroids to the dogs, put it in sausages.... Roïdrage fun...

[–] • 3 pts

Better, ex-lax, make the inside of their house smell like your backyard.

[–] • 2 pts

They're already owned by niggers, no need to make their lives worse

[–] • 4 pts

A tablespoon or Ethelyne Glycol will kill a dog. It tastes sweet so if there were some Ethelyne glycol around a dog would surely lap it up, especially if it were lying around unprotected because someone broke a fence. Would be a shame if some were dumped accidentally on some catfood and left out in the yard... by accident. OH!!! and the worst of all is that it takes weeks or even a month to get the job done so there really is no way to tell was caused the death. A complete mystery. Make sure that you properly dispose of that bright green 50/50 radiator fluid with the ethelyne glycol in it properly!

[–] • 2 pts

It's not the dog's fault. Just open up another area of your fence and leave a track of deer piss to lead the dogs out of your yard and into the woods/street/whatever. Make your neighbors go and retrieve their dogs anytime they let them outside. If they don't, just call animal control.

[–] • 1 pt

That is why I said to not do it...

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

DO NOT KILL DOGS BECAUSE OF THEIR ASSHOLE OWNERS.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Yeah just get mauled by 7 friendly dogs

[–] • 0 pt

"mostly friendly pitbulls" I love dogs but fuck that breed they all have that same gene that makes them loose it.

[–] • 1 pt

I said to not do it... I know... reading comprehension is difficult.

[–] • 4 pts

Just call your local animal shelter. Most places have a limit on the number of dogs allowed per property if it's a typical suburban area. I bet none of their dogs have rabies vaccines or tags either. I bet they're fucking pitbulls. Fuck those dogs.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Reminds me of those Chinese guys. Wan-flun-dung and Hoo-flew-poo.

Get a shovel and fling the shit back over the fence!

[–] • 2 pts

When I was little, we had a neighbor that directed his dog to shit in our backyard. My brother collected all of the shit and dumped it on his front porch. Dog never shit in our yard again.

[–] • 2 pts

feed them ex lax meatballs

[–] • 3 pts

and glitter

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