I'm a lousy husband, and here's why: | Poal: Say what you want.

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Ever since my wife started working from home due to the Covid panic, I've been playing subtle practical jokes on her. The latest one, which has gone on for a month now, is this.

We have one of those water carbonation things on our counter. (I know, I know... owned by the JOOS.) We keep several of the bottles filled with water in the fridge uncarbonated so they stay cold, then carbonate one at a time. Every time I use the bottle to pour a glass I tighten the cap as hard as I possibly can. She's mentioned it a few times and I've played innocent.

Just now she was in the kitchen and I heard her struggling with it. I couldn't help laughing and she heard me. The jig is up.

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Ever since my wife started working from home due to the Covid panic, I've been playing subtle practical jokes on her. The latest one, which has gone on for a month now, is this. We have one of those water carbonation things on our counter. (I know, I know... owned by the JOOS.) We keep several of the bottles filled with water in the fridge uncarbonated so they stay cold, then carbonate one at a time. Every time I use the bottle to pour a glass I tighten the cap as hard as I possibly can. She's mentioned it a few times and I've played innocent. Just now she was in the kitchen and I heard her struggling with it. I couldn't help laughing and she heard me. The jig is up. :-D

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Playing practical jokes on your wife is necessary to establishing dominance in todays world. You can't beat her any more, so you have to work with what you've got.

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Playing practical jokes on your wife is necessary to establishing dominance in todays world. You can't beat her any more, so you have to work with what you've got. - LurkedForever, 2021

I will be passing this wisdom to my children.

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:-)

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You can't beat her any more

That's what the jew wants you to think.

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Gotta piss with the cock you got.

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You want to make it even worse. Run the cap under hot water before tightening it. The hot water expands the cap. It will shrink as it cools after you tighten it, making it even tighter. It will require channel locks to open. ROTFLMAO.

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I wish I would've thought if that but it's too late now. She knows I was doing it.
I just went into the bathroom and tightened the cap on her toothpaste. (We use different brands.)

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That's OK, I'm sure she is scrubbing the toilet with your toothbrush.

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I thought it tasted funny...

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The very best part of blue collar yesteryear was practical jokes/horseplay..god DAMN that was fun

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Oh hell, yeah. Some of the jokes we pulled on each other were the stuff of legend.

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used to build wood pedestrian bridges over sand dunes at the beach. would cover one guys car with a loaf of white bread. By the end of the day the car looked like it was painted in birdshit!

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We did something like that too. We also used to toss Ex-Lax tablets to the pigeons for the pigeons who lived near the large grocery store parking lot next to one of our job sites.