He was certainly an intimidating, domineering, man. After all, he was a conqueror of galaxies, and a destroyer of worlds.
This is exactly why my dad is amazing. You honor his great work with your fear, pathetic human.
But in his obsession with destruction, did he destroy your childhood as well?
Destruction is what makes childhood great for my people. Only a pathetic human would question that. All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
You owe me $195.00 for this session. Please pay Linda in the waiting room. Cash is preferred.
BILLING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
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