I'm thinking a wad would have to at least be sphere-like... if we add that to the definition of wad, suppose we can derive minimum number of dicks in a 3d sphere configuration to be considered a wad using the least-squares method. I'm no math guy, so lets get that out of the way. With that being said... We may have an equation of a dickwad where x, y, and z are 3d coordinates. The center point of the dickwad with radius r is found at the point ( x0, y0, z0 ). `(x−x0)2+(y−y0)2+(z−z0)2=r2` In order to for it to be a true dickwad, r2 must be non-zero and positive. If you sit down and figure out the minimum values, you might get your answer. Edit: I think each coordinate cell can contain 1 dick, and the units are in single dicks.