kek, best i think he'll find out there is a hairy gay rapist... even if bigfoot existed... you have way more chance of encountering a hairy gay rapist in a swamp... Think about it... The threat from hairy gay rapists is never zero and infinitely more likely than bigfoot.
We are both very hairy, but to my knowledge not gay or rapists.
No one's a gay rapist... until they are. see what i'm saying you don't wanna be ur roommates 1st time. Don't accept food or drinks prepared by him. I have it from a good source that ur roommate is planning something.
He often cooks...and I often wake up with a sore bottom...coincidence?
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