Wow. No one sends me hate mail.
sad non-existent bird noises
Your brethren haven't shat on my new truck...yet. So I've got no beef with you. The local birds must be fans of black Frontiers...or think it's a nigger.
Ok, I'll see what I can do for you. No promises.
Hard to hate birds. They make cute noises, do cute hops, and chew on stuff in cute little patterns. Some even shit out eggs which taste delicious
I guess.
I don't know, I have heard some of my friends complaining about their friends ceiling birds that won't shut up.
I don't hang around them though, so I don't know first hand.