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If you open a gate close the damn thing!

If you open a gate close the damn thing!

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I though the first rule of Texas was that only steers and queers came from there. Although a more modern saying would only Mexicans and Mulattoes come from Texas.

Your confusing Texas with austin.

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It is horrible what they have done to Austin over the last 30 years. It is severely fucking up Texas demographics.Fewest white people, percentagewise, of any state.

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Shit. I’ve been closing gates behind me all my life, only spent a week in Texas… what a waste.

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Not everybody is as smart as you, I spent part of today chasing cows. Rule #2, if you cross a cattle guard chances are its private property and you dont belong there.

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The first rule of Texas is to tell everyone that you're from Texas, same as Jew York.

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Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell ya. If not, there's no need to embarrass him.