You should be in Texas, goodness. We be dyin' down heah.
Ummm, what?
Texas, every day has been 100 degrees or more for weeks, and it ain't changing soon. Need rain.
Look at the sub man, I am a Texan
Wait, just noticed this is a Texas sub, sorry.
Didn't know you were in Texas, are you?
Yeah fuck, I had to tell intrinsic to cap this god damn sub.
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