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The Frosties Return!

Please, read the stickied comment.

Poal's awards show, The Frosties, is coming back this year! Here are the categories and some candidates:

Submission of the Year 2021

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The Peanut Butter Saga Parts &

Best Subverse 2021

Top Comment 2021

Most Valuable Poster 2021

Best Commentor 2021

Biggest Gay 2021

Best in Hospitality 2021

Most ~~Self-Absorbed~~ Physically Attractive 2021

Craziest Boomer 2021

Best Original Poem 2021

Best Original Content 2021 ( A miscellaneous category for OC that doesn't fit other categories. Entrants from other OC categories will automatically be entered into this category.)

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Troll/Shill Effort of the Year 2021

Best custom sub CSS 2021

Best Leaf 2021

Best Aussie 2021

Best Euro 2021

Best South African

Most Obvious Redditor 2021

Best markdown 2021

Thinnest Skin/You Hurt Muh Fee Fees 2021

Reddest Neck 2021

Shiniest Tin Foil Hat 2021

Best Bigfootposter 2021

Best Recipes 2021

Meme Lord 2021

Most Paranoid 2021

Most Repulsive Name 2021

What nominations would you like to offer?

Please, read the stickied comment. Poal's awards show, The Frosties, is coming back this year! Here are the categories and some candidates: **Submission of the Year 2021** - [Rittenhouse Megathread series](https://poal.co/s/Videos/468955) by @Anticlutch - The Peanut Butter Saga Parts [1](https://poal.co/s/Strange/407028) & [2](https://poal.co/s/Strange/406471) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Subverse 2021** - /s/SmedleysPorch - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Top Comment 2021** - [An explanation of magic](https://poal.co/s/TheWhitePill/307496/3b374033-27f1-4edf-a1b2-389397d978ed#cmnts) by @webofslime - [Average age of peak physical attraction for men and women](https://poal.co/s/LGBT/445616/b6fe8725-8d80-4004-80a5-0d031907908a#cmnts) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Valuable Poster 2021** - @webofslime - @GetCynical - @LibertyIsTheLaw - @Morbo - @ardvarcus - @XoloTaco - @IAmTheOptimizer - @Caltrop - @Skyking - @Ho-Lee-Fuk - @AOU - @Intrinsic - @Smedleys_Butler-1 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Commentor 2021** - @Tealc - @Energy-in-Motion - @BloodyComet - @ClubberLang - @Chimpfighter - @con77 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Biggest Gay 2021** - @picman - @Maroonsaint - @Anus_Expander - @Anticlutch - @engrish_is_hard - @QueensNYGuy - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best in Hospitality 2021** - @RobertELeeStatue - @stupidbird - @PositivePath0525 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most ~~Self-Absorbed~~ Physically Attractive 2021** - @starjello - @RandyBoBandy - @ScreaminMime - @EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Craziest Boomer 2021** - @bamex - @con77 - @Joker_68 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Original Poem 2021** - [Purpose](https://poal.co/s/Poetry/466813) by @GetCynical - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Original Content 2021** ( A miscellaneous category for OC that doesn't fit other categories. Entrants from other OC categories will automatically be entered into this category.) - /s/QQstorm - /s/AdminElection2021 - [NEW OKCUPID AD CAMPAIGN: I WAS INFURIATED. NORMIES SEE NOTHING WRONG. THEIR ONLY CONCERN IS MASKS](https://www.bitchute.com/video/4v8iOBMGYVKF/) by @QueensNYGuy - QueensNYGuy's/ TheBigGuyFromQueens's [BitChute channel](https://www.bitchute.com/channel/vYwZZNfDfCI1/) - Posts by @ruck_feddit in his sub /s/Quail - [The Five Levels of Retardation](https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/3eBjnzt) - [Vax the Blax](https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/2Rhbhgs) - [A Little Help From My Friends](https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/iA2ZlSy) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Troll/Shill Effort of the Year 2021** - @Conspirologist - @autogenous - @Durial321 - @EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best custom sub CSS 2021** - /s/PaddysPub - /s/runechat - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Leaf 2021** - @BillCarson - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Aussie 2021** - @NMBRFG - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Euro 2021** - @Handroid7 - @Roskomasdouf - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best South African** - @8_billion_eaters - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Obvious Redditor 2021** - @rspix000 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best markdown 2021** - [Fed Alert] (#glowbohomo) - [Reeeee] (#triggered) - [Jew/Muslim Repellent](#bacon) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Thinnest Skin/You Hurt Muh Fee Fees 2021** - @Anticlutch - @0k - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Reddest Neck 2021** - @con77 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Shiniest Tin Foil Hat 2021** - @WaWhite13 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Bigfootposter 2021** - @Cattarhero - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Recipes 2021** - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Meme Lord 2021** - @engrish_is_hard - @QueensNYGuy - @Milky_Meat_OyVey - @citazenx - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Paranoid 2021** - @Anticlutch - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Repulsive Name 2021** - @Assburp - @Anus_Expander - @EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE - @Thrusted_Fister - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson What nominations would you like to offer? # [PS: The Poalcast is also coming back for Christmas!](#spoiler)

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These are nominees not winners. Please, make suggestions for candidates ~~and categories~~ . New categories won't be accepted without having reasons supporting why the category differs from existing ones and at least 3 candidate nominations.

Note: Best in Hospitality, Best Subverse, Best Recipes, Submission of the Year, Most Self-Absorbed Physically Attractive, Best Original Poem, Best custom sub CSS, Most Obvious Redditor, Reddest Neck, Shiniest Tin Foil Hat, and Best Bigfootposter need some nominees (though the last may be folded into the penultimate).

Best Leaf, Best Aussie, Best Euro, and Best South African also need candidates, but I'm not sure we even have many.

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I would like to withdraw my nomination from all categories.

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Even Hospitality?

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Yep. All of them. I'd also like to not be nominated for anything else, especially by insane users with an obsession.

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Congrats on withdrawing your cock from the circle jerk.

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blows load

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You still win the "Best in Hospitality" award, in my book.

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You still win the "Best in Hospitality" award, in my book.

That is very kind, but I'd rather not be involved in this thread.

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AOU for thinnest skin kek.

Inb4 algo'd

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I nominate u/BlowjaySimpson for all categories.

Seconded

I promise to run a tight ship once elected.

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All categories available or the ones I've mentioned that need candidates?

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Did I stutter?

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I got a few to nominate for a glownigger award if you want to start a new catagory.

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I see suspected feds as belonging to Shill Effort of the Year, but I might breakout Troll and Shill Efforts. I wouldn't mind nominations either way.

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I'll dig through my comments for you if I don't make it onto any of your lists, I'm fairly certain I have encountered at least two here.

If they aren't glownigger fed pieces of shit they're probably Redditors.

We also need a sticky thread on covidiot businesses to boycott.

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wins grand prize for Rittenhouse thread.

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Thanks. Despite myself interjecting a lot of unexemplary comments within the thread it was actually tedious taking off such long parts of my day to follow it so closely. Glad people appreciate it. I want to do it for the tranny who raped his mother... Chrischan IIRC - and any more important cases in the future but who knows if trials will be aired live.

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He still gay doh

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Yeah. Anyone else who even submits another nominee is retarded

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Biggest Gay 2021

Undefeated

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Biggest Faggot 2021

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I'm sure you'll get fine competitors in due time.

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None can stomach the picman.

The picman can stomach all.

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Nice already 80% of the thread is bitching about not getting all the awards.

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Best Poaler Bear

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Biggest Patriot 2021

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"Patriot, [insert nonsense that had almost nothing to do with my comment.]"

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>I nominate Maroonsaint for the best dick pic requester of 2021. He deserves it.

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Sounds like a leading contender for Biggest Gay.

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>I have to agree starjello but it could be another award if AnusExpander beats him.

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I'll take that as a second nomination!

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I will beat him

with my King-sized anus plug

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I'd call that the "Most Persistent" award, to be honest.

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Oh geez that is very true! I second the category: "Most Persistent" Award and your nomination then too.

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I nominate for most likely to sparta kick communists from helicopters

for least likely to be distracted by globalist shiny-object narratives

I nominate for most likely to ask dangerous questions.

I nominate @[deleted] for biggest homo.

for most likely to wear khakis and polo shirts

for second best doomporn writer.

for the most steely eyed south african.

for climate scientist of the year

for longest narrative memory on poal

for strongest pimp hand.

for most skilled and daring pilot

for most helpful and well-sourced

for most likely to become Lord Humongous when the west goes mad max

for being the craziest vietnam vet on poal.

for prisoners most badly in need of liberating

for best asian on poal.

for best neighbor I've ever had

for best bird

for best wheelchair

for tiniest hat

for asking the most unasked yet obvious questions "HOW DOES CDC ALREADY KNOW KIDS ARE GOING TO BE PARALYZED IN NEXT 4 MONTHS?"

for being one of the few brave or glowy enough to follow through on a phone call.

for most likely user to be Mel Gibson's alt.

And this really has nothing to do with any of this thread, but about 3 months ago 's wife was supposedly murdered by the hospital https://poal.co/s/CoronaVirus/433472

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for longest narrative memory on poal

Thx bby

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Thx bby

Always fren.

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Morbo is pleased. I will summon a mighty fleet of helicopters to give free one-way rides to communists.

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give free one-way rides to communists.

free one way rides

Free one way

Free

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I'm going to try and place most of those into existing categories. Some of those categories are too narrow to attract any more nominations.

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I know that for best commentator is obviously trolling, but my nominee would be who posts profound insight every time he comments (I'm also pretty sure he was on Voat and he was one of the best commentators there as well)