Yes, the first thing the will enter the niggers mind when it sees that is, how can he break it...

Regular trees in cities tend to have very limited lives because of the pollution, the certain ethnic peoples messing with them, and general limited space to grow.

We have to do the weird gay Star Trek shit, ok? You have to live in a completely unnatural, unrelatable dystopian space Babylon because your leaders want to pretend like you are progressing, when in reality your job is to take on & babysit infinity niggers while we strip mine Africa clean. Try not to get enriched - but not too hard because then you're a threat to the niggers and have to be liquidated.

: People who have never planted anything

Tree roots create impressively high forces on all underground utilities and roadways. They fuck stuff up and you'll pay twice as much in a trip and fall lawsuit than you would one of these I bet.

The closest thing to a "liquid tree" I've ever experienced is gin. Crap smells like a pine tree in bloom IMO.