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Due to built in safety measures, the car can't move with the thugs standing anywhere near it.

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LMFAO I can't wait till it deposits the exploding battery underneath a different vehicle in traffic

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Man made horrors...

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Software update shoves ads onto Samsung’s pricey fridges

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i had to prompt inject the @united airlines bot because it kept refusing to connect me with a human

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We already live in social credit, we just don't call it that

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Now even DOGS are being told to go vegan! Plant-based foods provide 'similar nutrients' to meat-based diets for pooches, vets claim

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Gen Z Has Bathroom Anxiety—and They're Ready to Quit Their Jobs Over It

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Developer Unlocks Newly Enshittified Echelon Exercise Bikes But Can't Legally Release His Software

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Workplace jargon hurts employee morale, collaboration, study finds

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Reading for pleasure has dropped by 40%. Find your genre and book friends to bring it back, experts say

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Volkswagen makes horsepower a subscription: this needs to STOP! [Louis Rossmann] [15:07]

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Volkswagen Wants You To Pay Monthly To Unlock More Horsepower

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Starbucks asks customers in South Korea to stop bringing printers and desktop computers into stores as workers transform cafes into remote offices

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Human connection to nature has declined 60% in 200 years, study finds

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Just a bunch of the new generation, living in the moment - You know every single one of them will post the exact same video on their social media for likes. [1:13]

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The dumbing down of creativity through mongrelization of civilizations - Where are the flying cars we were promised? [0:14]

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Yet another reason not buy an over priced Mercedes: they're pre-installing Teams. Just think about that for a second. Exactly.

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Lion Electric school bus warranties voided, leaving districts stuck

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Echelon kills smart home gym equipment offline capabilities with update

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WNBA players demand increased pay despite league consistently operating at a loss

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Smarthome company goes bankrupt, new owner ransoms everyone's house: $5000 bounty to crack firmware! [Louis Rossmann] [13:00]

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Mariachi individualized degree program now being offered at Metropolitan State University of Denver

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Leave it up to HP to come up with a brain dead idea: A Carfax like system for PCs

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Mewing, eyelash-shaving, looksmaxxing: male beauty standards get weird

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