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> So after finishing my book and shipping it off to the editors, the old Capmeister decided he would treat himself to a video game. And the one that looked interesting was "Squadrons." You can fly an X-wing from the cockpit. There's a solo campaign. And then you can dogfight online. Sounds good to me.

> So off Cappy goes in his car because he's an old boomer fuck and wants to get out of the house and buy the physical video game. Wal-Mart had it cheapest according to teh interwebz so Cappy drives there. And while Wal-Mart did have it the cheapest, it also simply didn't have it. And so Cappy goes to his reluctant 2nd choice, Game Stop.

> Cappy does not like Game Stop. But they have games. It's like McDonald's during COVID. It's bad food for you, but at least they're open and have their shit together. So Cappy walks in, sees about 4 copies of Squadrons on the shelf, grabs one, and the check out girl says, "we're out of stock."

>> So after finishing my book and shipping it off to the editors, the old Capmeister decided he would treat himself to a video game. And the one that looked interesting was "Squadrons." You can fly an X-wing from the cockpit. There's a solo campaign. And then you can dogfight online. Sounds good to me. >> So off Cappy goes in his car because he's an old boomer fuck and wants to get out of the house and buy the physical video game. Wal-Mart had it cheapest according to teh interwebz so Cappy drives there. And while Wal-Mart did have it the cheapest, it also simply didn't have it. And so Cappy goes to his reluctant 2nd choice, Game Stop. >> Cappy does not like Game Stop. But they have games. It's like McDonald's during COVID. It's bad food for you, but at least they're open and have their shit together. So Cappy walks in, sees about 4 copies of Squadrons on the shelf, grabs one, and the check out girl says, "we're out of stock."

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But that's only the first half of the story... Boomer cappy learns the lessons that franchcises are all being ruined and pushing propaganda. On the latest episode of STD this new character goes by they/them b/c they never felt like a him or a her. So basically the tomboy girl talks to a hallucination of her dead hyper effeminate boyfriend that she sees b/c it's a side affect of being the first human joined with a trill. Like do whatever makes ya happy I say... but I also say "Don't tread on me." I won't tolerate language police. If there are societal repercussions then fine but don't pretend your weird made up bullshit is normal and try to get me to bastardize the English language to appease you. How well would it go over if my made up shit was Hitler/Hitlers?