I'm pretty sure that if all the liberal snowflakes who are afraid of germs were to seal themselves up in those plastic bubbles they use for kids with no immune systems, they'd be safe. They should do that. We could roll them down the street, and invent a new game -- Street Bubbles. I haven't figured out all the rules yet, but it would involve Volkswagen Beetles knocking the bubbles up and down the street to score goals.