Hello.
-Hi, table for one please.
-Sure, and your name.
-fuck u, mind your business
-Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
-i ain't got no guest. Who my server
-Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
-Great. Can you show me Brad's vaccination card dick
-Um...
-And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Same for you and the kitchen staff.
-Um...
-Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great. Matter of fact, imma need to see all of your employees medical history.
-Um... Let me get the manager for you.
-That would be great, thanks. Make sure they have their vax card and medical records pleasedick out next to the dumpster, I'm trying to make $20.00.
Hello.
-Hi, table for one please.
-Sure, and your name.
-fuck u, mind your business
-Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
-i ain't got no guest. Who my server
-Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
-Great. Can you show me Brad's ~~vaccination card~~ dick
-Um...
-And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Same for you and the kitchen staff.
-Um...
-Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great. Matter of fact, imma need to see all of your employees medical history.
-Um... Let me get the manager for you.
-That would be great, thanks. Make sure they have their ~~vax card and medical records please~~dick out next to the dumpster, I'm trying to make $20.00.
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