Fuck! OK. Hear me out. It may well be opposite day but, you are reading the inversion incorrectly. While my clearly gey poem was clearly homosexual it was posted on opposite day. That makes it definitively HETRO CHAD poetry (matrix wobbles at the thought). You claiming not to be gey for liking it, forget even clicking the link to read it, means that I have achieved the ultimate goal of every poet to ever set pen to paper! I have proved that every reader of words is the penultimate gey.
I never claimed not to be gay on opposite day. If I did, then I would be gay. I failed to engage that. Thus it can't be uses in either way. I did say no homo. Which would be opposite of no no homo. A double negative does that make a positive or is it just super super no.
I know. (but I don't since its opposite).
Come back tomorrow and lets talk.