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I did not.

The first one was lame and gay. The style and direction were good but the departures from the comics and the 90's cartoon annoyed me. I could make a list. So much of it makes no sense and is so unrealistic. Even in a movie about a guy with spider powers fighting a guy on a flying glider the way people react and the decisions they make and the lines they say is ridiculous. The only great thing in the movie was Kristin Dunst's rack.

I gave the second one a chance but the weepiness and weirdness and Parker's pathetic-ness was turned up so much that even Kristin's rack could not save it for me.

I passed on the 3rd movie. I saw only bits of the Garfield version that reeked of "corporate product". I slogged through Spider-man Homecoming which was ruined by woke Diversity. Yuck. Its a shame because Holland and Keaton are great and they got very close to the Parker character from the comics.