Ah... I see you're a doubter. If you'll just carry around this 5G equipped, permanently attached IV bag and pole, we can dose you whenever we deem a booster is necessary.
Another fun term I've been having fun Larping around with when I suspect the listeners have a chance of knowing who Orwell is is to describe masking, and barriers, and contact tracing, and vaxxing and (counter-vaxxing(?) - however you'd describe vaccines only "working" if all parties are "vaccinated") (sorry for all the scare quotes)
...anyway, as "earnestly as possible" claim to be thankful for all of it because it makes us "double plus safe". They know I'm taking the piss, but aren't usually sure which direction they can safely try to steer the conversation without me agreeing and amplifying.
(post is archived)