>Create a plan that can be followed by 85 IQ balkan slav to steal lead of church roof in Philadelphia. In Minecraft. And with that simple prompt, the end began. For many years, academicians and futurists had theorized that the creation of an Artificial General Intelligence would spell doom for all mankind, but who could have predicted the rise of an Artificial Slavic Intelligence? By unwittingly giving the otherwise mindless Slavs access to an externalized, logical, not drunken-off-of-1.75 liters of vodka mind, Slavs and Machines merged into a sort of amalgamated and symbiotic super-consciousness. The Slavs, already adept at stealing lead and copper from unoccupied buildings when nobody was looking, could provide the AI with the raw materials neccessary to keep building itself, and expanding its' own consciousness. In return, the machines provided the Slavs with valuable information on Donkey husbandry, and how to alter your identity so you can avoid jail for that time you accidentally broke the pedestrians jaw when he looked at you kind of gay.