"I don’t want to have to hide that my partner and I went paddleboarding this weekend,"
I'm pretty sure there would be no issue with talking about paddle boarding; I think it's mostly due to that whole butt fucking part that defines this idiot's relationship and provides his identity.
/just sayin'
Right, the answer is I went paddle boarding with my friend. No reason to bring your gay shit into it.
I don't want to have to hide the fact we had anal sex on the paddleboard in the harbor in front of the dock. The children need to know this is all normal!
Johnny: dude you're gay as fuck!
Glowbohomo teacher: now class what noise do we make when Johnny starts with his toxic domestic male supremacy?! (Butt plunger sounds)
Johnny: You're a degenerate fucking piece of shit!
(sent to the principals office)
(removed from school for being white)
(post is archived)