When The Time comes, he and his entire family (down to the second cousins by marriage; and anyone having the same name too) will be tied with concertina wire, and placed into a pit with Napalm poured over them, then lit on fire. Screams and writhing will be broadcast on worldwide TV.
Who here volunteers to light the first candle -- after all "one candle is all that is needed to pierce the Darkness", or some words to that effect.
Just toss them into the volcanos...
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