I believe it's real because of the dispatcher's incompetence.
Pilot: I ejected, we have a military jet crash.
Operator: (starts filling out paperwork instead of contacting the the FAA, military base, etc) Are you with the patient? How far did you fall? What caused the fall? What part of the body was injured? Are you bleeding?
No need to be concerned about the multi ton vehicle laden with fuel and explosives falling out of the sky.
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