This article is PACKED full of jokes and one-liners: > “Everybody around here knows each other, but no one knows them,” said Karen, 77, who lives on the same street as the Crookses and asked that her last name not be used. > “You can ask anybody on this street, they barely know these people. I didn’t even know their names.” People like to be left alone, KAREN. > “How did he learn to build those IEDs? How did he learn to install remote detonators? How did he conduct those searches and not get popped?” The ceiling fan remote control he had? With a range of 3 feet with his car packed full of boxes full of play doh and wires a mile down the road? > “The FBI ought to stop dragging its feet and provide a serious update on their investigation. Every day the FBI, as well as the Secret Service, keep the American people in the dark is another day wasted.” When they figure out how to implicate the father as a co-conspirator (or the mastermind) you'll get your update. Oh wait, he lawyered up. He ain't stupid. > Crooks’ internet presence, or lack thereof, is another layer of the mystery in a world where more than four-fifths of young adults use at least one social media platform. No social media = you're a terrorist! Are YOU a pack of terrorists, poalers? > Even Crooks’ political leanings remain inscrutable, with investigators struggling to uncover anything more than lukewarm indications of support for either political party. There’s been no manifesto, no discernible path to radicalization, and no evidence uncovered to support allegiance to any group or ideology. Because none of that exists. This poor kid got duped somehow by either the FBI or CIA to be a shooter and "save the world". My only question remains did Crooks' FEMALE handler sell it with a blow job or a full on fuck. It's actually the only valid question at this point.