I feel like one night Crazy Eyes Cortez was doing shots, showing her tits for more tips and offering her usual blowjobs at her bartender job. Then on a fateful evening she got lucky and a big libtard player in NY was the lucky fella. All of a sudden she went into politics with absolutely zero qualifications except for opening her mouth and swallowing.
I mean... yeah. Isn't that her backstory.
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