To a real American EVERYTHING can be fixed with enough effort and brain-power.
Want to get rid of slaves?
"Hey guys, lets make a machine that pics cotton!"
Want to deal with that nagging wife who is tired of using a washboard?
"Hey guys, lets make a machine that washes clothes so my wife will get off of my back!"
Want to deal with a foreign Empire that has attacked you and killed many of your soldiers?
"Hey guys, lets create a weapon so terrible that those fuckers will never even THINK about fucking with us EVER again!"
And the list goes on and on and on. Americans always win in the end, we just have to be pointed in the right direction and told to actually try hard.
To a real American EVERYTHING can be fixed with enough effort and brain-power.
Want to get rid of slaves?
>"Hey guys, lets make a machine that pics cotton!"
Want to deal with that nagging wife who is tired of using a washboard?
>"Hey guys, lets make a machine that washes clothes so my wife will get off of my back!"
Want to deal with a foreign Empire that has attacked you and killed many of your soldiers?
>"Hey guys, lets create a weapon so terrible that those fuckers will never even THINK about fucking with us EVER again!"
And the list goes on and on and on. Americans always win in the end, we just have to be pointed in the right direction and told to actually try hard.
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